In an effort to get more active, I recently bought a Frisbee from Sports Authority but I found that I have a lack of friends to toss the ole disc with. I think I'll just stand on a balcony somewhere and throw the frickin' thing and see who it hits. That person will become my new Frisbee friend...or lawsuit.

My mom and sister recently told me that I'm developing a gut. What the hell? I guess when I wished to gain weight I should have been more specific. If you've ever met me, you'll know that I am a really skinny guy. But it is possible, through alcohol and fatty foods, for a skinny guy to develop a belly. There's nothing more unattractive than a bloated twink. I'd look like that green alien in Star Wars Episode One. You know, the one that has an Arabic accent and makes young Anakin race for his freedom. Yeck.

I might just go back to Sports Authority and buy me one of those ab wheels, the ones that role on the floor and make you feel like slinky. A very painful slinky. Since I froze my gym membership for the time being, I think it'd be best to get get my workout elsewhere. My next investment is for a longboard and surfrack for my bicycle. Again, I just need to find surf buddies.