Shameless Plug

I started a second blog, and I know what you're thinking. "But Julius, you barely update this blog!" I figure blogs are like T-shirts nowadays. You're allowed to switch it up if you want. You're even allowed to discard them, if need be.

This new blog is dedicated to comedy because everyone could use some laughter in the world. I'm currently working on some stand-up material so my blogs will be joke-oriented with anecdotes here and there.

www.whatsthatonyourshirt.blogspot.com

I Spy

I'm auditioning for a short film called "I Spy " at UH this Sunday for the part of a young, Asian security guard turned spy. Does anyone out there want to help me rehearse my sides? That's showbiz lingo for exceprts from a script. How does one dress for as a security guard? I'm guessing blue shirt, black tie and slacks. That's kind of cliche, but it's all I got.

In an effort to get more active, I recently bought a Frisbee from Sports Authority but I found that I have a lack of friends to toss the ole disc with. I think I'll just stand on a balcony somewhere and throw the frickin' thing and see who it hits. That person will become my new Frisbee friend...or lawsuit.

My mom and sister recently told me that I'm developing a gut. What the hell? I guess when I wished to gain weight I should have been more specific. If you've ever met me, you'll know that I am a really skinny guy. But it is possible, through alcohol and fatty foods, for a skinny guy to develop a belly. There's nothing more unattractive than a bloated twink. I'd look like that green alien in Star Wars Episode One. You know, the one that has an Arabic accent and makes young Anakin race for his freedom. Yeck.

I might just go back to Sports Authority and buy me one of those ab wheels, the ones that role on the floor and make you feel like slinky. A very painful slinky. Since I froze my gym membership for the time being, I think it'd be best to get get my workout elsewhere. My next investment is for a longboard and surfrack for my bicycle. Again, I just need to find surf buddies.

I Am Absoutely Loving This

Everyone is talking about it and now everyone is watching our favorite Late Night Stars to see whether or not their almighty producers finally finished snorting coke off of Conan's massive, fire-colored hard-on. I really have no pity for any of them. None of them need it. So, don't expect me to shed any tears over a guy who owns 250 automobiles, I'm just saying. He's the nicest rich person I've seen on television, I think he'll be fine.

In other news, do something to make a difference. Donate.

http://www.redcross.org/