Will You Marry Me and Take Away Hetersexual Freedom?

No logic was found in the homophobic gas that belched out of the mouth of Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization of Marriage. When I get married, the first thing I'm going to do is destroy heterosexual marriages with my subversive, anti-Christian, union of hedonism and sodomy. Ms. Gallagher needs to wake up to the 21st Century or move back to the Middle Ages.

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